the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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