ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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