do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Houston, we have a blender
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At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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