If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
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