Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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