before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
