Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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