The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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