So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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