she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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