talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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