I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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