I feel like abortions should bother me more
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Randomize