That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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