I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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