Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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