he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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