JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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