Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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