I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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