she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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