i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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