If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.