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(812): View more from Indiana

Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.

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(310): View more from California

He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk

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(417): View more from Missouri

ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment

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(647): View more from Ontario

I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.

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