Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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