Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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