I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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