your room smells of hookers.
And success
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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