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Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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