So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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