I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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