Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
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It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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