Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Are we still banned from the library?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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