She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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