Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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