question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You've changed since you got that strap on
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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