I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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