I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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