Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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