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I CAN MOONWALK!
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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