I want to make a zoo with you.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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