come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
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new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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