I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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