Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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