Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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