awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
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