Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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