Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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