Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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