we're chasing vodka with high fives
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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