yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
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I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
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I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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