He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Do vagina's smell?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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