brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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