what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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