I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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