please come you make the beer taste better
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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