"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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