We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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